Today on The Twitch and MJ Show:
02/26/21
Woman accused of attacking room mates with Frying Pan, Broomstick, Knife, and AXE! Sounds like overkill to me. CLICK HERE
Make SURE your zoom call is off before you take your little buddy out for a spin… CLICK HERE
Grandma CHASES DOWN purse thief
Woman uses her THONG as a mask at grocery store!
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02/25/21
There are MONSTERS among us! CLICK HERE
American Airlines flight has UFO encounter? CLICK HERE
Do the new Postal Trucks look like they were designed by PIXAR? CLICK HERE
Could there be a Happy Gilmore 2 in the works? We can only hope! CLICK HERE
Popeyes is now trolling Taco Bell for trying to get into the chicken sandwich wars. CLICK HERE
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02/24/21
Shark with HUMAN FACE caught… OH MY GOD! CLICK HERE
Woman in Georgetown making national news for her unfortunately timed tattoo… CLICK HERE
Angus Young came up with “Highway To Hell” on the TOILET? CLICK HERE
Canadians asked to stop building EROTIC SNOWMEN… CLICK HERE
What baby names will come out of the pandemic? This vid probably isn’t too far off…
@elementarymrskellyI think we can all say this is a real possibility #teachingin2040 #iteach #teacherhumor #teachinginapandemic #elementarymrskelly♬ original sound – ……..slime man
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02/23/21
Nuns gets busted for violating quarantine, For going to Exorcism! CLICK HERE
You can hear the first recorded sounds from MARS!!!! CLICK HERE
Man raises money by drawing penises as he jogs… CLICK HERE
Dude Pull Off Epic Fart Pranks…
@allforpranksCatching people off guard 😂😂 #fypシ #viral #sharter #fyp #pranks♬ original sound – allforpranks
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02/22/21
Two women dress as old ladies to get vaccine! CLICK HERE
Woman bites off man’s tongue during street fight, spits it out, seagull EATS IT! CLICK HERE
COCAINE frosted shipment of cereal stopped by customs in Cincinnati. CLICK HERE
Are the MUPPETS too offensive now? CLICK HERE
Sore loser on game show throws tantrum, wrecks set!
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Today on The Twitch and MJ Show: 02/19/21
New life forms found under Antarctica, could be 10,000 years old! CLICK HERE
Woman’s ass attacked by bear hiding under outhouse! CLICK HERE
Dolly Parton turns down statue, truly is the person you want her to be. CLICK HERE
Science has chosen the most hated band of all time, and it’s Nickelback. CLICK HERE
Here is the Eminem / ELO Mr. Blue Sky mash up from this morning.
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Today on The Twitch and MJ Show: 02/18/21
Watch the Mars Rover Land today at 2:25 CLICK HERE
Read about the Crazy, Drunken night when Jennifer Love Hewitt hung out with Betty White CLICK HERE
Cheating Man court order to split time between wife and girlfriend… Flees! CLICK HERE
Two men pose as US Marshals to get out of wearing masks… Get arrested. CLICK HERE
Check out the Mars 360 Rover vids!
Watch the Trailer for the Biggie Doc.