It was a cold and dark day in June... nothing particularly odd about that day except the Washington Generals beat the Globetrotters, cats did dogs doggy style... and in a hospital/lean to in Southern Indiana, a monkey was brought into the world by seemingly 'human' parents. His parents knew that he was special when he tried talk his babysitter into making out with another chick.
His Grandmother would never babysit for him again.
Fast-forward many years, MonkeyBoy has now landed here at Z Rock 103 and is still trying to get chicks to make out. Feel free to email requests or naked pictures of your girlfriend (+18 please) to firstname.lastname@example.org.