Shortbus in his own words:
Shortbus joined the show as a stunt guy in 2004 and hoped to make a living one day in radio. 6 years later, nothing has changed, he is still hoping! An avid fan of pro wrestling and standup comedy, Shortbus is currently a college student who eats cheetos and lives with his mother. Come to think of it, that hasn’t changed either!
Shortbus by Twitch and Manlove:
Shortbus has come to be famous for 3 things: His love of pro wrestling, A sexual dry spell that lasted nearly a decade, and owning the worlds’ largest collection of Freddie Mercury related erotica! In his mind, his comedic skills are matched only by his sexual prowess... In reality, both are as non-existent as tales of the Mothman. Shortbus' greatest dreams are to move out of his mother’s basement and wake up next to Ric Flair. Both will NEVER HAPPEN! He was fired from the show 5 years ago, yet for some reason, still shows up... No one has the heart to turn him away.