Twitch in his own words:

I had the misfortune to be born into a half Catholic half Jewish union.. Growing up thinking my mother killed Jesus affected me, thus, I got into radio. My other choice was the carnival. I am still reconsidering. I'm married to a wonderful Kentucky girl, and have figured out the BEST thing about marriage. MEN NO LONGER HAVE TO THINK! It really is the best thing going. Every day for 4 hours, I get to unleash my inner 13 yr. old and have fun. BEST JOB EVER! Thanks for listening and please don't stop, I need the money!

Twitch by Shortbus and Manlove:

Few people take male pattern baldness to an art form, but Twitch is a Picasso. After being kicked out of virtually every radio station in the Northern Hemisphere, Twitch made his way to Lexington in 2004 because it was the only town that the restraining orders did not cover. After dropping 650 pounds, he married, surprisingly not to Billy Joel or anyone on the food network, although rumors of a brief affair with Alton Brown continue to swirl.
Twitch resembles the offspring of Captain Caveman and Chris Farley. He spends his days working on his one-man music "Gon' Getcha" about the life and times of Rip Taylor.